This morning I cooked omelets in my waffle maker, something I’ve done many times successfully in the past.
It makes a great finger food for the babies, and the whole family enjoys them.
After realizing how many different things I could cook in a waffle maker, I decided I wanted a larger one with removable plates. I used it this morning for the first time and things went terribly wrong. For reasons I still can’t figure out, the egg mixture leaked all out of the sides and the damn thing started smoking. We (my husband and I) could smell a terrible burning smell, so I quickly unplugged it and let it cool off.
Once I was able to take the plates off, I saw the problem that caused the smoking, so I told my husband about my discovery. Our conversation went like this:
Me: Ugh, here it is. It went underneath the plates and it burned to the bottom of the plate.Him: That’s because it’s closer to the heating coil there. So when it leaked under, it got hot faster and that makes it burn easier.Me: Ok yeah, now I understand. Thank you for explaining that to me.Him: No problem.Me: I’ll probably forget that piece of knowledge in just a few minutes though, when it slides out of my vagina.Him: (blank stare)
He truly has no idea why this annoys me so much, to be explained to. And I have to say, I hate the term “mansplain” because it’s been so overused. And I don’t like directing such a derogatory term toward a man I love, and whom I know to be respectful of all people. But I guess I’m just going to have to be part of the problem here because at least there’s finally a term out there that explains why I want to throw shit every time he states the obvious to me.
Guys, it doesn’t have to be purposeful. Sometimes you’re sexist as hell without meaning to be. It doesn’t make you a bad person, but can you please just acknowledge it?
The best part is, as I’m writing this, suggested “tags” are popping up for me to choose from. The first tag is Donald Trump. Hmm.
Maybe somebody can explain that to me?